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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Profile update

After my most recent online dating debacle, with a Republican masquerading as a Libertarian. I decided to update my dating profile,to include the following:


I am a registered Democrat with mild Libertarian leanings.
I am a United Methodist and a struggling Christian. I'm not having a crisis of faith. It's just hard to be a Christian good or otherwise.
I don't own a gun, but I am a member of the NRA. If you think the 2nd Amendment needs to be repealed DO NOT send me a message. I'm not changing my mind.
I eat meat and love bacon.
I love shellfish, bivalves, and mollusks, but HATE oysters.
Not particularly fond of fish with fins, but I will eat fried catfish, cod, solid white tuna, or tilapia.
I like baked salmon but hate lox.
I think sushi is bait in a pretty wrapper.
I do not eat organic, but I try to avoid processed foods with preservatives and things I can't pronounce. The exception to this is of course candy. :)
I don't like the war, but I have great respect for the people who defend our country.
I believe that unions serve a purpose; but they are about to price our country out of existence. They need a revision, an over haul of sorts.

If you can't deal with that stuff, then you can't deal with me, STOP reading.